hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

tobaccoes:

sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

trinityglassfille:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

strongneedyhumblegreedy:

I’d say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished because either someone cuts me off or I stop talking because I realize that no one is listening

weeeenhi:

I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest. I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you.

I won’t hesitate to give it my all.

nope:

why is everyone hotter than me i hate this site 

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally