today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up


imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food


its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 



I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish


[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly


sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.


do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds


what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts


I’d say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished because either someone cuts me off or I stop talking because I realize that no one is listening


I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest. I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you.

I won’t hesitate to give it my all.


why is everyone hotter than me i hate this site 


I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 


like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit


i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally