theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

nope:

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

deair:

so how do i relationship

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

theunimaginables:

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tomorrow night?

braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr